Solemnly Swear Greeting Card

Solemnly Swear Greeting Card


After being threatened multiple times by a friend about not letting her whiskers get out of control if anything ever happened to her, I decided it was time to make a card. Nothing says true friendship or love like promising to tend to a loved one's grooming.


I solemnly swear
that if you are ever in a coma and cannot perform these functions on your own,
I will:
_________ tweeze your eyebrows
_________ pluck your chin whiskers
_________ wax your mustache
_________ all of the above


(on back) signed ________ dated ________


    A2 (4.25 x 5.5) folded card
    Printed on smooth cardstock
    Blank Inside
    Blank grey envelope included

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