Solemnly Swear Greeting Card

Solemnly Swear Greeting Card

SKU: HUM285
$4.50Price

After being threatened multiple times by a friend about not letting her whiskers get out of control if anything ever happened to her, I decided it was time to make a card. Nothing says true friendship or love like promising to tend to a loved one's grooming.

 

Text:
I solemnly swear
that if you are ever in a coma and cannot perform these functions on your own,
I will:
_________ tweeze your eyebrows
_________ pluck your chin whiskers
_________ wax your mustache
_________ all of the above

 

(on back) signed ________ dated ________

  • PRODUCT INFO

    A2 (4.25 x 5.5) folded card
    Printed on smooth cardstock
    Blank Inside
    Blank grey envelope included